"I don't know what to say to this level of play"

Today's titles are courtesy of Frisco.  He's experiencing the joys of low Bronze playing with me.

Our Team:

Kha'Zix Jungle,  Gragas Mid, Garen Top, Miss Fortune ADC, Janna Support

Their Team:

Sona Support, Trundle Jungle, Vayne ADC, Nasus Top, Twisted Fate Mid

Frisco was our Jungle.

But it didn't matter.  Our MF was a pain in the ass, our Gragas wouldn't engage with the team and would often engage without them.  I wasn't fantastic either =)

I don't know what I have to do to get a win.  I feel like I should be good enough to pull myself up.  Or if I'm this terrible, if I belong in Bronze V, which I'm sure is where I'll be after the next loss, I should at least be able to find a 50% win ratio there, right?

What does it mean if I can't get a 50% win rate at the bottom of the lowest ladder?  Am I the worst LoL player to every try to play?  Am I really that bad?

I guess we'll find out!

- 15 Points, Bronze IV Rank 29, 0 LP